If you’ve been following the path of Cheap Beer night, you’d probably guess that I’m pretty intoxicated by this point. You’d be close to right. I do feel like crap, but the bad beer is not hitting me as hard in the head as it is in the gut. But I am still “silly”
So silly, in fact, that while drinking this beer, I came up with a million dollar idea: The Scratch and Lick Dictionary. My recommendation for the entry of bad:
bad (bd) adj
- Not achieving an adequate standard
- Lick here to taste Laker Ice
It smells horrible. It tastes horrible, like bad vodka…or bath tub vodka, if such a thing exists. It’s just horrible all around. The worst beer booty of any beer I’ve ever had. Who really drinks enough of this stuff to keep them making it? Hands down, the worst beer of the night!
On another note…the possibilities for entries in my new dictionary are endless…