I decided to take a risk, to drink an entire giant bottle all on my own. For this, I thought, lets try the 3.9% Mugglewiesse instead of the 6.4% Monogamy.
I had just wrote another chapter quiz for more another professional credential, so I was feeling a little less stressed. Why not celebrate with a big ass beer.
Cracked it open and took a smell. DAMN! It did say sour brown on the label, but I didn’t expect that! It smells like something else though, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it.
I felt brave and took a pull. Oh the faces I made. My wife laughed at me…out loud! She said, “you don’t have t finish it you know.” Oh, yes I do. There are very few beers I haven’t finished. I have to stay strong.
After I drank the neck, the really long neck, I still couldn’t figure out what it tasted like, and ask the (pregnant) wife to smell and see if she could figure it out. She took one smell from 3 feet away and almost gagged. Apparently she didn’t know either.
I though, maybe some chips would help with the flavour. So while we paused the show we were watching to grab some snacks, it suddenly hit me. The flavour I could taste………..Soya Sauce.
Just to make sure, I went to the fridge, grabbed the VH Soya Sauce and put some on my finger. Dear lord! The same damn after taste! How/why did they do that?
Needless to say, I tried several snacks at that point, but all I could taste was salt, so nothing worked. Next thing you know, 1 and a half shows later……it was gone. I did a little dance to celebrate the fact that I will NEVER have that in my mouth again!